The Night Satoshi Sold
- Truthfully it took conviction, putting faith in meta fiction,
- All night waiting, anticipating death cross prophecies foretold.
- Manning then my battlestation, browsing tabs of information,
- Suddenly a small vibration, coming from my phone in gold.
- Unknown caller, can’t be bothered, I silenced my phone in gold.
- Privacy my right to hold.
- In laser eyes’ peripheral, I noticed something visceral,
- Alarms flashing, charts were crashing — knives falling on bitcoins of gold.
- Checking out the price per token, reading rumors harshly spoken
- Rumors of a system broken, of our founder dumping gold.
- Could it be a trick by Odin — the zero block dumping gold?
- Fear not the raven — just hold.
- Atwitter were the gallows birds, spreading terror with their false words
- Fools aping what they’d only heard — apes in click holes, getting rick rolled.
- Clearly just a counter-fitter, all that talk adds up to chitter,
- Little dip, and now you’re bitter? Smooth brains, all those who got trolled.
- Questioning, I paused to dither; was I the one getting trolled?
- Trolls on payrolls — milksops — hold.
- Stepped outside in silk pajamas, fleeing online melodramas,
- Praying for just one more comma, freezing in the December cold.
- Wrapped myself in scarf and jacket — leather, with a blinged-out placket,
- Wondering if I could hack it, and alchemize lead to gold.
- Fish with the ambition of whales spin tales of crosses in gold.
- Laser eyes on the prize: hold.
- Back inside my picayune lair, I grabbed my battlestation’s chair,
- Reeling from cuatro comma prayers of returns in millionfold.
- Dressing up my virtual dolls, peacocking in online guild halls,
- Another dose of cortisol, missed calls said my phone in gold.
- Started my secure protocol, screened calls on my phone in gold.
- Calling back, I sat on hold.
- Ringing, ringing, got no answer. Waiting on phones causes cancer,
- Time to play my necromancer, the necromancer I’d just rolled.
- From loot piñatas, treasures spring, pulling addiction like a string,
- Then a shrill Pavlovian ding, in a text: Satoshi sold.
- Ding, ding — two more. “Pick up, Elm0re, it’s your bro. Satoshi sold.”
- Satoshi sold? Who would hold?
- Waves beaming from a satellite traversed the moonless winter night,
- Blew up my phone and caused a fright — from the dark web number untold.
- Reaching, falling, and then a thud, caller I’d murder in cold blood,
- Flash-boom-crash now became flash flood — a crack in my phone in gold.
- Ringtone replaced by speakerphone: a bark from my phone in gold,
- “Bro, get out now. Do not hold.
- “Satoshi bro, he called the show. I’d sell right now before it blows.
- The exit door’s about to close — crypto winter will be ice cold.”
- Echoing throughout my haven, advice from a so-called maven:
- “There’s a haiku, too. He gave in. One hundo Satoshi sold —
- Signed PGP from MIT — no question Satoshi sold.”
- Satoshi sold? Who would hold?
- When moon when lambo
- In the ledger who will hold
- Buy the fucking dip
- “Haiku hack or blockchain poet, only key signed bits can show it.
- Dark words from dark webs? Dubious. Don’t believe everything you’re told.
- Markets are manipulated, your sold coins were just donated,
- Your accounts are now castrated. Never dump your bag of gold.
- Community will buy the dip — I’ll top up my bag of gold.
- The candlestick says to hold.”
- “It’s cryptographic certainty, cross-chained for all eternity.
- Posted by the Genesis Key? Bro, are you like, senile and old?”
- Poems posted by recluses are at best plain inconclusive,
- Probably more like delusive — yet all signs said: time to fold.
- Narrative that felt abusive — all signs saying time to fold.
- “Trust but verify. Please hold.”
- Window opened — keyboard shortcut — evidence I couldn't rebut,
- Signed with digital John Hancock — in black and white: Satoshi sold.
- Apocalypse upon my screen, candlesticks red instead of green,
- Mountains crumbling into ravines, all coin markets oversold.
- Currency under guillotine, knife-fall on coins oversold.
- The consensus would not hold.
- “He sold and you should follow suit, to hold your coin is a crapshoot,
- I didn’t wait to execute — when the bank bros are out, I fold.”
- The snakes that swallow tail and kin, like wolves that hide inside sheepskin,
- They’d cut my throat just for a win. Was there honor to uphold?
- E-gold roach to greenback kingpin, my own account I’d uphold.
- “Later, bro. Don’t you dare hold.”
- Sought out then a swift defrayal — trade by trade, a self-betrayal —
- Putting virgin coins on sale, hoarding green paper unbacked by gold.
- Mephistopheles’ final thrust, folded instead of going bust,
- A total breaking of the trust — broken, when Satoshi sold.
- Deserters now covered in dust — I sold when Satoshi sold.
- In the ledger, who will hold?
- Glutton’s eternal tug-of-war, of seeking just one dollar more,
- Leading me to visions threescore: Ulysses’ heart, frozen in cold;
- Hecate, guarding the trailhead, cut-and-stretched on Procrustes’ bed;
- Rare and radiant maidenhead, lost when I folded and sold.
- All to buy a gold dragonhead, won when I folded and sold.
- In the ledger, who will hold?
- Dollars rocketed in my mind, when a voice whispered from behind,
- Mephisto’s call on humankind, “We both know it’s safer to fold.”
- But Batman jumps without the rope; and one chip left means there’s still hope;
- So with prices on a down slope, I clicked and rebought my gold.
- I could not fold, I would not fold — clicked and bought all that I’d sold.
- In the ledger, who will hold?
- Bungee jumping down to zero, the dip was flipped by true heroes —
- Flipped by global apes united, backed by diamond hands plated gold.
- Buy high, sell low would be my art, fail and fail and again restart,
- In all of us, I’d not lose heart. My firm position: long hold.
- Digging in to do my part — evermore — position: long hold.
- In community, long hold.
- Testament turned to covenant, a sovereign self-government,
- A constitution of one commandment: in community, long HODL.
- Faith is leaping without knowing, fear prevents from ever growing,
- The infinite ledger showing, dusting the cowards who fold —
- The bank men, the company men, the yes men — all cravens who sold.
- True believers: hold, hold, hold.